Wednesday, March 10, 2010

"Stoner & The TV" (Joke)


A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?"
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the next week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told you I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell you again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can you tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."

18 comments:

Young Black Thinker said...

smh....

sexymama4bw said...

Haha that's hilarious..I'm in class crackin up! Lmao good joke bow. U made this up?

juvita said...

i bow my name is nanymujanda i am from mozambique you was here last here i want to say that i like you, i like your songs...i love you please say something when you can i am on twitter following you.

Soleil_sucré said...

lOool Good jOke

Marie said...

hahaha At first I was like, where is this going? I like clean jokes.

Crystal Couture said...

I don't get it?

RANRU said...

NOW THATS HILARIOUS!

Jazzy F. Baby said...
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Jazzy F. Baby said...

OK THAT WAS KIND OF FUNNY. SOME REAL HALF BAKE ISH THE SOCIETY

Amanda said...

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AMANDA said...

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LindseyN said...

this is an old joke silly!!! LOVE U and um i keep tryin 2 call ur hotline and it keeps sayin u cnt pick up the phone...please do

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kimee said...

lol.

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Young said...

You have to work hard to achieve more and more each day. And if u have haters that mean you accomplished more than before and also if you have haters that mean you are successful because haters is not going to follow failure. I am a up and coming Producer, Artist and Actor and i have haters already and i know no matter what they will always be their and will not go away so i have to just get use to the haters. little do young people know it is not hard to be successful just know that their is always someone watching you so may sure you keep a good appearance and good will be appointed to you and i work hard daily. Did i mention im under 18.

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Dee said...

LMFAO HAHAHAHA wow damn dat was hilarious.

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